Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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