Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She told me I should be a condom model.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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