Me. At least after what I've been through.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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