In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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