Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
