I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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