Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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