fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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