By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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