I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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