good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
