Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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