We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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