i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My pussy is not your playground.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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