i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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