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say what?
wanna hang out?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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