I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
sex in a hospital.. check
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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