My pussy is not your playground.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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