i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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