is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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