That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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