woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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