pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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