just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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