You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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