Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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