Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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