it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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