i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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