hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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