I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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