Define "chronic" masturbator.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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