dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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