Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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