he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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