Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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