After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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