Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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