i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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