i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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