love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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