i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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