Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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