i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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