Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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