why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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