It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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