My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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