Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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