thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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