My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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