You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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