so that wasnt chicken after all
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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