oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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